1. What is your best friend's name? Emma
2. Where is the
weirdest place you have a mole? I have one randomly on my palm.
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? oooo this is a toughy, probably Mr Thompson, one of my old Chemistry teachers, or perhaps Mr Brown, an old Maths teacher.
4. Do you have an innie or an outtie? I have an innie :)
5.
Have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be? I've been tied up once, and I would like to do it again sometime ;)
6. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? I drive around the block, or look for another space
7.
Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? My lovely crush
8. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? Yeah I have, quite a few in fact!
9. What was your childhood nickname? Fire, Moo-shake, Milly Molly Mandy, I had a few
10. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? I changed my shoes once
11. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? Fold
12. Do you have any strange phobias? Spiders, Blood, Thunder, Lightning
13.
What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar? Too many things to write down
14. Have you ever been drunk at work? Plenty of times.
15. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister more attractive? Once or twice.
The restless pace of a traveler's heart meets a supernatural force. Or simply... The life and beginnings of a small town teacher.
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Showing posts with label Joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joke. Show all posts
Tuesday, 11 December 2012
Friday, 2 December 2011
The Black Death
So apparently this is the attire to avoid getting the plague. Insane right.
There is a reason for the above statement, as it appears that I might have the 'black death'. Not kidding either. Do you remember this nursery rhyme:
Ring around the rosy
A pocketful of posies
"Ashes, Ashes"
We all fall down!
Ring-a-Ring o'Rosies
A Pocket full of Posies
"A-tishoo! A-tishoo!"
We all fall Down!
Well I'm not going to recite the symptoms list, but the above nursery rhyme linked to one symptom being the Skin color changing to a pink hue where rashes appear almost in the shape of roses. If I were to follow that up, I would have the disease. I currently have a few rashes almost in the shape of roses on my arm and stomach....
Yeah, I'm kidding. Turns out its just my eczema taking the same form as the plague, and I just happen to have the flu at the same time.
Sweet. Time to freak people out.
There is a reason for the above statement, as it appears that I might have the 'black death'. Not kidding either. Do you remember this nursery rhyme:
Ring around the rosy
A pocketful of posies
"Ashes, Ashes"
We all fall down!
Ring-a-Ring o'Rosies
A Pocket full of Posies
"A-tishoo! A-tishoo!"
We all fall Down!
Well I'm not going to recite the symptoms list, but the above nursery rhyme linked to one symptom being the Skin color changing to a pink hue where rashes appear almost in the shape of roses. If I were to follow that up, I would have the disease. I currently have a few rashes almost in the shape of roses on my arm and stomach....
Yeah, I'm kidding. Turns out its just my eczema taking the same form as the plague, and I just happen to have the flu at the same time.
Sweet. Time to freak people out.
Labels:
Black Death,
Illness,
Joke,
Plague
Location:
Hartlepool
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