Should I really be doing this??

Probably not...thank the gods for spell-check right now

So it's 1am and the last glass of wine I drank has totally gone to my head - though I'm pretty sure I was still drunk from yesterday's activities. Wowzah! I'm 22 and supposed to be all professional now that I'm a teacher. Although, I am consuming more alcohol now than  I did when I was at university. Not good for my liver.

So the news of today.... I dropped a waist size. I am officially no longer a size 36 waist...now a size 34 :) Which is great 'cause I was that size at college. Slowly getting there with my liquid diet. Also to add to that, I have recently dyed my hair black. Daddy I am not 'going back to goth' before you say anything. I've just hidden it well from you. I feel more comfortable with it this colour and surprisingly this time I am not deathly pale.

You know that feeling you get when you have way too much alcohol in your system - your body starts to feel like its floating and you feel almost disconnected? Well yeah that's me right now. I no longer care about punctuation and grammar. Spell-check will totally help me out :).  I've lost all inhibitions too.  Normally when I'm drunk I tend to speak posh and snobbish, but here in UAE my common NE England accent has decided to show its rear end! So yeah, I am 22 and I think I need a hip replacement . I clearly do not have the moves like I used to. Speaking of moves, I finally figured out the reason to my zip being lowered, belt being fastened incorrectly and the split in my jeans. It appears that I had too much to drink and my belt was too tight so I loosened it. My zip was low due to the fact I had visited the ladies room and the split in my jeans was the result of too much dancing in skinny jeans. Good times man!.

Speaking of good times, this band that plays every night really makes me happy. Though I nearly cried tonight. Wine does make me emotional but singing along to Red Red Wine and All That She Wants made me want to cry. Homesick much! Maybe one day you might find me in Paco's dancing on tables.

Ok I will quit the rambling, 
Goodnight y'all 
Melissa
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