A Little Letter

Dear Student Finance (England),

I know that it says that you will deposit my money on the 26th September, but just this once could you get the date wrong and pay me on the 23rd instead, see I have this little problem called "being skint". Thats were I'm required to walk to work and then back home with my poor little feet hurting me all the way and my only comfort keeping me going is my iPod. Also uni starts on Monday and I seem to be lacking in stationary, you know things like pens and paper. It might be a hug help if I had those for the new semester.

Another thing, once all my books, stationary and other uni requirements have been bought, I need a new wardrobe. Some pretty dresses, oh and maybe some new shoes that match or perhaps a new coat; a nice fancy one to look all girly as apparently I need to dress like one. Oh and while I'm at it can I may have some hair extensions. I miss my long hair.

Yours Sincerely
Mell